Secret lives of things: pan

pan

Later, she admitted that the sound of the pan first hitting my face was not as musical as she had hoped. Which is why she kept trying until she got a passable C-sharp from the back of my skull.

Damn pan doesn’t have a dent in it.

Indiana man steals brains from museum, sells them on eBay

Human brains in the Indiana Medical History Museum. Indy Star, photo by Frank Espich

Human brains in the Indiana Medical History Museum. Indy Star, photo by Frank Espich

The lazy bum didn’t even *try* to revive a dead body with them

My inner mad scientist is furious at this lost opportunity. At the very least, he could have labelled them “Abby Normal” or even sent the brains with a nice bottle of chianti and some fava beans. Continue reading